dear johnny i would have sent you this text
dear johnny i would have sent you this text: new bikini wax and not wearing underwear, but i don’t have your number. the only time i feel like a girl is when i have velcro rollers in my hair. people ask me if i like living in new york. sometimes i come home and it smells like vegetable oil and salt in my apartment. i pick up a dish and think about smashing it. i feel good about myself when i go to sleep hungry. it would be inappropriate to bother you at work.
