Jeff Bridges
You have 14 minutes
and then Jeff Bridges.
He lets you win at air
hockey and soaks your
diamonds in No More
Tears. He even holds
your hand after you are
fired for being small.
Happy. You will be
happy and he will give
you the last airline cookie.
You will look down
at the weird tundra lights,
your America, the thing
with wheels for eyes
growing ever closer.